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One of the great things about being a dad is how easy it is to launder my own desire for ice cream through my children.

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My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and share if you agree.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.