I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I'm living the dream… if that dream was a comedy show! ππΈπ Related funny posts π€ Ever since I was a little girl, Iβve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up. Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here. I donβt understand the concept of βthe man of your dreamsβ. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke. Writing cover letters feels soooo “Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an administrative assistant when I grew up.”