I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know. “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!” Maybe just don’t bite hands. Shouldn’t have to qualify it. Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit. When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito! To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.