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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them…

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them…

Commentary:
"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! 🦟🩸 Scratch that, mosquitoes! 😆😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged annoyance, back, bite, humor, i, irritation, itch, kill, mosquito, over, pest, playful, revenge, sarcastic, simply, want on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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