I donβt simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Time for some revenge… blood-bank style! π¦π©Έ Scratch that, mosquitoes! ππ" Related funny posts π I won $6 on a scratch-off last night. Out of my way, peasants! If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever. I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works. Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready. Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.