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I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide.

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So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

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You can’t tell me there’s anything better than earplugs; I simply will not hear it.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.