Commentary:
When you finally find that "adultier" adult, let me know! 🕵️♂️🔍😂
Funny portion quotes
What age do you learn to cook pasta for one and not for a whole village? Asking for a friend.
Commentary:
When you find the answer, direct me to the secret pasta society meeting. 🍝🙈
According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.
Commentary:
"Looks like the bacon-to-person ratio is a little skewed here 🥓👩👩👩👩 Who knew bacon could multiply you like that? Time to invite some friends over for a crispy and delicious bacon feast! 🥓🎉👯♂️"
There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).
Commentary:
"Ah, mashed potatoes, the divas of the dining world! Always making a grand entrance in either a dainty spoonful or a mountainous heap 🥄🥔 Just when you think you've found the perfect portion size, they go and play mind games with your taste buds! It's a tale as old as time: the struggle between elegance and gluttony, all on one plate of spuds. Bon appétit!"