I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? πππ Related funny posts π€ Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iβm tired of all the gaslighting. Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk. βThis would be better if there was cakeβ really does ring true in any situation.