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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

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You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

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5 months ago

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‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

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2 months ago

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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2 months ago

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Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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98 shares on Snapchat this month:

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

77 shares on YouTube this month:

Heyyyyyy (with the worst of intentions).

47 shares on Discord this month:

Celebrities should not be allowed to name children.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

54 shares on Slack this month:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

92 shares on Messenger this month:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

22 shares on Threads this month:

Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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When someone is in a Christmas eve panic, I always find that “well, maybe you should have thought of that sooner” is a helpful phrase.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

If we get invaded by space aliens, I am immediately defecting to the alien side. Sorry.

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Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

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Going bananas on Instagram:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Shared recently on Slack:

Going to hack Kanye’s account and make him post something normal.

Going viral on Reddit:

They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

Breaking via Messenger:

No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

Shared recently on Messenger:

I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

Spotted on Discord:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

Shared recently on Threads:

Can I come over and figure you out?

Just shared via Snapchat:

How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Just shared via Facebook:

I hate math, but I love counting money.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like, why am I showing my life?

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that’s how I feel when some people are talking.

‘Another bombshell has entered the villa!’ I say to myself as I walk in the front door of my own home.

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

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