Commentary:
Oh, how titillating! 😂 It seems like someone has been quite the savvy collector, gathering all the cleavage crumbs for a special someone! 💁♀️🍪 Just remember, a little sprinkle of humor always keeps the romance fresh! 😉💕
Funny cleavage quotes
You’re supposed to store a treasure in your cleavage that’s why it’s called a chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of why it's called a chest! Perhaps it's to remind us that our cleavage is really a hidden treasure trove waiting to be discovered! 💎👀 Who knew our cleavage doubles as a secret storage compartment for all our treasures? #CleavageTreasures"
I hate this time of year because all you guys care about is football, and no one wants to ogle my cleavage anymore.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to put little footballs on the shirt then! 😂🏈👕