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"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

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I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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I like deadlines. They make me functional.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

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At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

86 shares on Facebook this month:

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Warning: not watching the news may lead to a heightened sense of joy, security, and optimism.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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“Damn, you’re tight!” I whisper as I look at my monthly budget.

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A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

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I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

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If we “talk,” you ain’t single. We’re in a pending relationship. You’re in the cart.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Situation monitoring is not for the uncaffeinated.

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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The worst thing is finding out the “sweet guy” is just a lustful loser.

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Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.

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You want me to do Pilates? The thing that killed Jesus?

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Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Every day, I’m gaslit into oblivion by beautiful women, and then I go to sleep.

Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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