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"Whoever said 'adulting is easy' clearly never met me! 🤷‍♂️ Maybe I'll just stick to being a professional napper instead. 💤 #AdultingFail"

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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87 shares on Telegram this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?

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I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

38 shares on Discord this month:

Babe, are you ok? You’ve barely talked about the horrors of being alive.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I hope this email kills us both.

72 shares on X this month:

At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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I don’t know much, but I know this: the older you get, the faster the number of things you’re willing to wait in line for approaches zero.

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I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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When life gives you lemons, take the lemons. They were a gift. Maybe life thought you liked lemons. Did you think about that? No, you’re always thinking about yourself.

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I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

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The shitshow must go on.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

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If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don’t think being an adult is going to work for me.

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A few months after the wedding, Cinderella’s husband began to complain about her having too many shoes.

I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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