I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄 Related funny posts 🤝 The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time. Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace. Spider-Man, but set in rural England so he just has to walk everywhere.