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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶‍♀️🛋️😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, furniture, humor, i, ignore, mean, mean person, past, people, person, right, walk on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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