I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.