Commentary:
"Let's hope their requests for assistance stay strictly in the realm of hypotheticals… 🙈💀 #FriendshipGoals #JustAFigureOfSpeech"
Funny vow quotes
I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
Commentary:
Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉
I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.
Commentary:
Looks like someone took that advice to heart and turned it into a long-term commitment! 🤫 Sounds like there's been a lot of quiet contemplation and probably a few missed opportunities for sarcasm along the way! 🔇😄