I hope this 17th text in a row with no response finds you well. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess the only thing ghosting harder than my phone battery is you! π»π±π Related funny posts π€ This is my phone. I text back when I want to. Not going is the new leaving early. Nothing ruins an introvertβs day like a 4 p.m. appointment. The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. My phone went from fully charged to 10% while I was sleeping, so I guess it leads a more exciting nightlife than I do.