Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.
- I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
- Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?
- I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.
- If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?