Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Leveling up from virtual worlds to the dating world—pressing start soon! 🎮➡️💑 Related funny posts 🤝 The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel. Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs. That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit. Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft. If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.