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I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids a…

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids a…

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Well, that's one way to maintain personal space! 🔞🤬 It's like a modern-day version of a "keep out" sign. Just sprinkle a few choice words and voilà, instant privacy! Just remember, kids might be gone, but adults might find you oddly entertaining. 😅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, boundary, conversation, humor, i, keep, kids, lot, me, parenting, people, swear on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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