I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus. You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. I swear people go to Starbucks and just say random words. “Lemme get a grande iced mocha no foam quad soy hexagon vortex hypothesis with steamed ice”. Whenever I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children, just like it says on the bottle.
