I love unfollowing people. You have displeased me for the last time. Leave my sight. Posted onMar 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time to Thanos-snap those follows into thin air! ✨🚶♂️💨 Related funny posts 🤝 Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’ Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing. Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times. If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then. “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.