I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news. Commentary:Felt like an extra in a 19th-century drama, just missing the cameo brooch and dramatic sigh 😂🦴☕ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol. Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked. Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row. The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt. I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.
