I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married. Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics. Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough. Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid. We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.