I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know sheโll send me on a guilt trip. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm packing emotional baggage ๐๐ โ๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 daysโ worth of clothing? When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out. I donโt weigh myself because most scales donโt know how heavy all the grudges Iโm holding onto are. Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!” Iโm ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.