I need a job with a salary thatβll shock me every month. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looking for a paycheck that induces heart palpitations, but in a good way! πΈπ Related funny posts π€ Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement. The only things that are really cool in my company are my salary and me. Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry. Job market so bad, I started following my dreams. Love Island is fun, but when is Job Island on?