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I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! 🚫⚖️😆

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, bathroom, bathroom scale, corner, humor, i, joke, liar, lie, little, personification, put, scale, stay, weight, where on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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