I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and thatβs where the little liar will stay until it apologizes. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the scale's grounded until it learns some manners! π«βοΈπ Related funny posts π€ This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right. I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no. So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again. When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.