I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well. Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Still got a great memory and a wallet full of air ππΈ Related funny posts π€ Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film. Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.