I say โlong story short,โ and suddenly weโre in Act III with an intermission. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my version of "long story short" includes a director's cut! ๐ฌ๐๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features. To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money. By the time someone says, โTo make a long story short,โ itโs too late. Forget about โlong story shortโโฆ Iโm gonna start saying โshort story long,โ and take you on a journey you didnโt ask for. To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”