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Looks like even the Wise Men can't resist the allure of modern technology! 👶📱 Maybe they're checking for the latest star navigation app? Or perhaps they're just really big fans of baby Jesus' social media updates! 😂🌟

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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I live in constant fear of being asked to repeat what you just said after I say I’m listening.

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“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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62 shares on Discord this month:

You wish you had this many chins.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

21 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

11 shares on Threads this month:

I only trust people who give off unemployable energy.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

The concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting.

97 shares on Discord this month:

Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

44 shares on Discord this month:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I can’t tell if I need coffee, a hug, or to just go live in the woods forever.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

According to my calculations, we’re all screwed.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

If a tree falls in a forest and doesn’t make a sound, maybe that’s where your kid should be practicing the piano.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.

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Just shared via Twitch:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Spotted on Threads:

Can someone write me a note to get out of being a responsible adult?

Making waves on TikTok:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

If I had a wife, I’d text her things like, ‘What’s your full name?’ and ‘When’s your birthday?’

Making waves on YouTube:

Pretty sure the inventor of noise-canceling headphones had a young kid trying to learn an instrument.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

You ever have your knees crack so good that you expect them to glow in the dark. Yeah, me too.

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