I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm still waiting for that raise from my inner HR department! 😂💼💸 Related funny posts 🤝 Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America. I remember when my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? And I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people. Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise. If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession? How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?