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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

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I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

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Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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47 shares on Threads this month:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

42 shares on Messenger this month:

That “never again” talk with yourself after a certain experience is always funny.

84 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re happy and you know it, you’re clearly not paying enough attention.

62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Cupid’s arrow should have just killed me instead.

20 shares on Messenger this month:

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

69 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Do y’all ever think about how, in Korean, you can’t scream over text because there’s no uppercase… I think about that all the time, for some reason.

14 shares on WeChat this month:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

88 shares on Slack this month:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Bible is 100% accurate when thrown at close range.

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If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

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I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

iPad PR is so crazy because you think you absolutely need one until you get it.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Almonds are a scam. They are wood. You are eating wood.

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I dropped and broke my phone today. Hurt more than childbirth!

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Shared recently on Discord:

Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!

Spotted on Snapchat:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Garlic bread is my therapist now.

Broadcasted on X:

Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.

Going bananas on Instagram:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Accidentally used men’s shower gel today, and I can already feel myself lying for no reason.

Making waves on Pinterest:

God doesn’t do nearly enough smiting anymore.

Trending via Messenger:

Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

“I’m at a point in my life where my favorite thing to do is nothing.”

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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