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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

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Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

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2 months ago

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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2 months ago

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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2 months ago

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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2 months ago

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Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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Coffee is better when you have no work.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

74 shares on Reddit this month:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

32 shares on X this month:

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

27 shares on X this month:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

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(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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Dogs can’t talk and everyone loves them. Coincidence? I think not.

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Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

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A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

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Twitter is diarrhea of the mouth at its finest. Everyone is just going around vomiting whatever is in their brains.

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Drinking through a straw is the opposite of snorkeling.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

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My Saturday was going pretty well until I realized it was Sunday.

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Trending via Facebook:

There will always be miserable people inviting you to their misery.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

Making waves on Instagram:

Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Going viral on Messenger:

Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Making waves on Twitch:

The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I need a vacation, but the kind where everyone else leaves, and I have my house to myself for a few days.

Seen just now on X:

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

Going to all the Halloween parties this year as the Invisible Man.

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