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People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

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Did we do it, did we save the daylight?

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

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All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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I don’t need a midlife crisis. My whole life is a crisis.

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76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

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Never eat more than you can lift.