I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to date myself would be a real ego trip! ππ Related funny posts π€ In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me. If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding? I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family. Thereβs someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, Iβve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone elseβs.