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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

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I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.