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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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51 shares on Telegram this month:

You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

94 shares on Messenger this month:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

78 shares on Telegram this month:

People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

62 shares on Reddit this month:

The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

73 shares on WeChat this month:

Social media needs to crash for like a year so society can recalibrate.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

When I was a kid, no phones or tablets. We just read the cereal box at breakfast.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Everyone becomes a robo-dancer when the motion sensor faucet isn’t working.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I like to people-watch, but I’m an advanced people-watcher. When I spot another people-watcher, I like to watch them watching other people.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

You are never too old to achieve your dreams. Prince Charles had to wait 73 years.

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Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I would rather walk directly into the ocean than tell people a fun fact about myself.

Going viral on TikTok:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Just shared via Discord:

“Well at least I don’t have to wake up any more.” Is what I want my tombstone to say.

Seen just now on Threads:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Seen just now on Telegram:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Spotted on Messenger:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Trending via Threads:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

Live now on X:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

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I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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