I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away. Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.