I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because… Commentary:"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆" Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise. I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.