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I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

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2 months ago

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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45 shares on Reddit this month:

If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

49 shares on Pinterest this month:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

92 shares on X this month:

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

48 shares on Slack this month:

My mood is currently on “shuffle”.

75 shares on YouTube this month:

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

Getting a boner because the Lego instructions are telling me what to do.

75 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

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Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Twitter is Iike the smoking area for social media.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has copied:

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Spotted on Snapchat:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

Just shared via Messenger:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

You give a man your heart and he’s gonna put it under another girl’s picture.

Just shared via TikTok:

It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Just landed via Discord:

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Seen just now on Discord:

Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

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I hate interviewing. Just hire me. I stand on business, for real.

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Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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