I wish I could join, but Iβm busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. Posted on2 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!” The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.