I wish I could join, but Iβm busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira. Posted on4 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Watch out, Shakira! π Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! ππ Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! πΊπ" Related Funny Posts π€ If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge. I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead Iβm eating Snickers for breakfast in bed. I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window. If I go quiet, itβs because I am plotting my escape or your demise. I donβt wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.