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I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because…

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because…

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"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, better, busy, dance, family, humor, i, kids, laughter, plotting, revenge, shake, Shakira, wish on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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