12 funny shake quotes - Wordgag

Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.

May 22, 2026

My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

May 21, 2026

I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

May 20, 2026

I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

May 19, 2026

Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously.

Apr 1, 2026

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Mar 30, 2026

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

Mar 29, 2026

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Mar 28, 2026

If you scroll Twitter long enough, you too can burn calories by shaking your head.

Mar 28, 2026

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Mar 28, 2026

Driving a newer car is like “Oh weird, this one doesn’t have Shake on Highway, maybe they stopped making that feature”.

Mar 28, 2026

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

Mar 27, 2026