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"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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The human body requires so much maintenance. Who designed this thing?

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My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

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There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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I dunno how to flirt but I can insult you so nicely.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

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I will never forget how to spell bananas, thanks to Gwen Stefani.

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Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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Changing my relationship status from “Single” to “I give up.”

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Surely, this is the hangover that will teach me my lesson.

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Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

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You ever get surprised by your own recurring issues? Like, come on man, I thought we were past this.

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Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

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Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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