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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

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For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer.

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You’re in her DMs, she’s in my bed whining that it’s too cold. Can you come get her?

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Not all who wander are lost. Some are just moms. In Target. Hiding from their children.

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Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Donuts hug you from the inside.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.

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Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Flex on your kids by asking “are we there yet?” before they do.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

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Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

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Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Handyman to customer: If I had wanted you to watch me work, I would have become an actor.

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Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

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Zelda was easier as a kid because if you hit a hard puzzle, you could just wait a few days for more brain matter to come in, but now it’s the opposite.

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They say there’s no such thing as a stupid question, but then they’ll go and wake you up to ask if you’re asleep.

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Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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