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"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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53 shares on Slack this month:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

14 shares on X this month:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

60 shares on X this month:

“I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

14 shares on Instagram this month:

An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

94 shares on WhatsApp this month:

What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger, but also a little grumpy.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There’s a fat man inside me dying to get out.

99 shares on Discord this month:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

40 shares on WhatsApp this month:

When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

18 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

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Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Someone from 🇪🇪 has shared:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

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I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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Girls will be like “I have so much to do” then grab some snacks and start watching a 10 part docuseries on serial killers.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I hate overhead lighting – trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

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I’m the type of idiot to be loyal during the talking stage.

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If people continue to behave so badly, I will donate my organs to an animal shelter.

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Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

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Twitter is an abusement park.

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Sorry it took so long to text you back; my social bandwidth was buffering.

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I like to do a task by worrying about it for three weeks and then finally dedicating 10 solid minutes to completing it.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Keep the laugh going 😂

On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

I told my computer I needed a break, now it sends me reminders to stretch while I’m lying on the couch.

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

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