I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Posted onSep 22, 2023Nov 3, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down. Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can’t eat anything when I’m asleep! Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? I get real disrespectful with serving sizes. A bag is not gonna tell me what to do. One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.