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"If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we'd all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕"

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23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

May the algorithms be with you.

43 shares on Discord this month:

I wasn’t made to hustle and bustle. I was made to dilly and dally.

39 shares on TikTok this month:

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

The best way for me to stick to my diet is to go straight back to sleep after breakfast.

88 shares on Telegram this month:

If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s really important to stay hydrated at work, so you can take as many 10-minute-long bathroom breaks as possible.

21 shares on X this month:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Three out of five times, my intuition is right. Not in casinos, though.

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My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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How soon into a new relationship should you let her know you’re an idiot?

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Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs?

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People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

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Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Just shared via Facebook:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Making waves on YouTube:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Spotted on WeChat:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

Spotted on Instagram:

Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

Making waves on Messenger:

I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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