If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’ Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned. That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item. Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.