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"If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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2 months ago

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“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

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2 months ago

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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2 months ago

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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2 months ago

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Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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5 months ago

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“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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2 months ago

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35 shares on Discord this month:

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt.

54 shares on Twitch this month:

Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

27 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

27 shares on Threads this month:

Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

Before social media, you could just completely forget that somebody existed. Good times.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

When I was a kid, we weren’t allowed to use our phones in school. Mainly because the cords wouldn’t reach.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I came, I saw, I took a selfie as proof that I came and saw.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

Spotted on Instagram:

Let’s draft everyone who has their phone on military time first, since you’re all so eager.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

Seen just now on Reddit:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” Yeah, because I won’t be leaving my bed.

You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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