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If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in…

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in…

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"If I had just one hour left to live, I'd spend it in Math class… because at least I'll feel like eternity passed in those 60 minutes! ⏳➕✖️ #MathForever"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged class, education, endless, hour, humor, i, just, left, life, live, math, school, spend, time on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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