If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.
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"If I win the lottery, I'm buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. 🤑💼 Because sometimes you need to dress up the chaos with a touch of style and a sprinkle of power! 💸👠 #LifeGoals"

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