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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Don’t suffer in silence. Make it everyone’s problem.

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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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I hurt my bottom after shaking it at the office party. It was a twerk-place injury.