If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. Funny Quotes July 25, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation. Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan. If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood. I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before. Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.
