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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

May 29, 2026

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

May 23, 2026

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

May 22, 2026

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

May 22, 2026

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

May 22, 2026

It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

May 21, 2026