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Took a personality test and the results just said โ€œuh-ohโ€

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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No, I wonโ€™t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

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Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

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