If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴 Related funny posts 🤝 Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan. The dead bodies on Mt. Everest remind me that it’s perfectly fine to stay home and be lazy. Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else. I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me. We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.