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Witty text about ghosting and staying gone, with a playful, humorous vibe.

If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.

Commentary:
Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged babe, back, breakup, comeback, dating, dead, energy, ghost, ghosted, ghosting, humor, me, relationship, sarcasm, stay on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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