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Haunting level: professional! I'm here… sometimes. 👻💌
Funny ghosted quotes
Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.
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When a ghost decides you're too spooky for them! 👻😂✌️
Sorry, I ghosted you. I just felt like you were gonna ghost me, so I did it first.
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Preemptive ghosting: the spooky art of vanishing before becoming the vanishee! 👻🙈
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
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Looks like someone wants a permanent subscription to Casper's fan club! 👻💀📴
I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.
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"Looks like the only spirits this investigator is chasing are the ones who disappeared after reading my messages 👻🕵️♂️ #GhostedExpert"
I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.
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"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻"