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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

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A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

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Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

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As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.

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What is rizz if not swag persevering?!

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Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

67 shares on Facebook this month:

Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

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If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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If a vegetarian who eats fish is a pescatarian, is a vegetarian who eats chicken called a poultrygeist?

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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Look away from your laptop for 1 second, and MS Teams will say you left the country.

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I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.

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Why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids? Like, don’t you guys want to do drugs in foreign countries?

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And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

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My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Thinking the bodega owner likes you is exactly the same as thinking the stripper likes you.

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The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

I saw a spider crawl under my kid’s bed and was too tired to go after it, but that’s okay, no living creature can survive that environment.

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