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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has copied:

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

You can’t boss me around. You’re not my bladder.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Spotted on Messenger:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

The only problem I have with chocolate is that one minute it’s there and the next it’s not.

Spotted on Pinterest:

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Just shared via Telegram:

“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

Trending via Reddit:

Celebrating President’s Day by not doing anything I promised I would.

Going viral on Discord:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Just shared via YouTube:

Happy Earth Day. You don’t look a day over 4 billion years and get hotter every year.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

My husband thinks he can just order me around like he’s one of the cats.

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

3 weeks ago

Playful quote about friendship and coffee, highlighting humor and lightheartedness.

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"Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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63 shares on Threads this month:

This post is invisible, and only those going to Hell can see it.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

53 shares on Telegram this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

95 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

26 shares on Discord this month:

Whoever said it was okay to let your pets sleep in your bed, thanks a lot, now my goldfish is dead.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Sometimes nature makes art, like trees, waterfalls, and the human butt.

20 shares on Pinterest this month:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

68 shares on Slack this month:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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Of course I stay hydrated. Carbohydrated.

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Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

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Nicknamed my iPhone Lois Lane because it doesn’t recognize me without my glasses on either.

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Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

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The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

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My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has viewed:

Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

Toddlers be like, we can do this the hard way or the harder way.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

Going viral on Pinterest:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Shared recently on Slack:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Trending via Threads:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Live now on WeChat:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Going bananas on YouTube:

How is it still this week?

Just landed via Instagram:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Going bananas on X:

Washing my hands in the sink and then wiping them on my cat, like a towel.

Making waves on Telegram:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

Live now on Telegram:

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

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