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Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

I love when lashes make me look evil.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

I like my bacon like I like my men, slightly burnt and crispy, and probably killing me slowly.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has shared:

Someone you haven’t talked to in forever will show up in your dream just to do a backflip.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

If you want to hang out with me, all you have to do is ask, and I’ll say no.

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Spotted on YouTube:

I’m sorry I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions.

Seen just now on Slack:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Trending via Reddit:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Making waves on Discord:

Naming my first daughter Piggleigh Wiggleigh.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Going viral on X:

The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

Live now on Messenger:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Spotted on Messenger:

Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.

If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

2 weeks ago

Playful quote about friendship and coffee, highlighting humor and lightheartedness.

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Commentary:
"Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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98 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

82 shares on WeChat this month:

Student life is all about convincing your parents that you are studying, convincing your friends that you are not, and convincing yourself that you’ll study from tomorrow.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

15 shares on Twitch this month:

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

94 shares on Threads this month:

An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

A Tinder type app, but it matches you with sandwiches.

26 shares on YouTube this month:

What an embarrassing time to be alive.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

15 shares on Discord this month:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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18 folks are currently checking 👀

Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

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This sex could have been an email.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

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All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

No, you don’t understand. This is my special mistake. I keep making it because it is very dear to me, like an old friend.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

Accidentally falling asleep on the couch is somehow always the best sleep.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

People don’t hate working, they hate working and still being poor.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

The date didn’t go well but she was nice enough to send a PDF of everything I did wrong afterwards.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has downloaded:

I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Women don’t like me, so I’m going to spend all my money on a jacket.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

Normalize asking if this is an intervention whenever someone invites you over.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

Going viral on X:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Just shared via WeChat:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Breaking via Messenger:

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Just landed via Pinterest:

If I was ever told to “dress to impress”, my first thought would be to get the Batman suit out.

Making waves on Slack:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Trending via WhatsApp:

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

Just shared via Facebook:

Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Spotted on Messenger:

In a relationship with my bedroom fan.

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