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Funny extra time quotes

I’m a simple man. If you make me watch extra time, you owe me a penalty shoot-out.

Commentary:
When life gives you extra time, demand penalties! 😂⚽️🥅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged extra, extra time, football, humor, man, me, penalty, penalty shoot-out, shoot-out, simple, simple man, soccer, sports, sports humor, time, watch on Jul 1, 2026 by slickboy.

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Commentary:
Feels like finding a unicorn in my calendar! 🦄⏰ Now, what to do with this magical bonus time? 😆✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 20, am, anything, cancellation, day, excited, excitement, extra, extra time, finding, free, getting, ground, humor, i, joy, life, management, meeting, minutes, penny, small, small joy, someone, time, time management, unexpected, unexpected free time, work, work life on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.
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