I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally achieved influencer status… one 'seen' at a time! ๐ ๐ฑโ๏ธ #StealthMode" Related funny posts ๐ค I am an influencer. If you arenโt influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better. People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago. You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat. I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.” Fitness influencer: Itโs important to listen to your body. Body: Youโre old. And you want lasagna.