I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to find the balance between "hello" and "stay off my lawn" πππ« Related funny posts π€ Donβt forget to be mean to strangers on the internet today, for no reason whatsoever. Getting a lawn sign so people know what I think today. I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work. What’s wrong with the people who come to visit on Sundays? Don’t they have a couch? We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?