I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

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The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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I no longer dislike Mondays, I’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”