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I’m on this new diet where I don’t consume anything that talks to me before the first coffee.

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"I'm on this new diet where my breakfast conversations are limited to coffee and silence ☕️😂 Who needs chatty food anyway?!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, before, breakfast, coffee, conversation, diet, humor, i, me, morning, new, where on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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