I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

Commentary:
“Back in my day, we didn’t have fancy hashtags and social media trends 🧐 We just saw a pound sign and thought, ‘Hey, that’s a great spot for a game of tic-tac-toe!’ 😂 #OldSchoolCool”

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