I’m so old that when I take a walk down memory lane, I get lost. Commentary:Lost in nostalgia traffic again! Guess I should have brought a GPS! 🗺️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin. You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.” I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more. I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time. They should have a special lane for texting and driving.