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Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

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Engagement photo shoots are so funny as a concept. Like girl, we believed you.

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What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.