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Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

Imagine if every time you ate a grape you’d hear a soft voice whisper “that was my son…”

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Well, talk about emotional baggage with your snacks! 🍇😭 Next time I munch on some grapes, I’ll wonder if I’m auditioning for a quinoa family drama. 🍇🎭 Who knew fruit could be so H O T! 🍇🔥 Stay safe, and maybe keep the grapes away from the melodramatic orchard. 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, every, family, food, funny thought, grape, hear, humor, humor about food, imagination, imagine, soft, son, thought, time, voice, whisper on May 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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