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I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘and another thing!’

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Whoever came up with the name “dentures” really missed the opportunity to call them “substitooths”.